Melissa Barton was the attending physician in the emergency department of the Detroit Medical Center. Making her rounds, she picked up a chart for a new patient and read the woman's chief complaint: "eye in the vagina. The patient told Barton she had been expecting a fight with some neighbors outside her house. Wearing only a sweatshirt and spandex pants, she needed somewhere to stow her prosthetic eye for safe-keeping. Gary Vilke, a professor of clinical emergency medicine at the University of California San Diego Medical Center, saw a patient who had four Barbie doll heads stuck in his rectum. Check out other odd X-rays.
7 Real Women Confess the Unexpected Objects They've Used to Masturbate
We were so close to making it to the end of without more news that the world is a truly terrifying place. But sadly, some bright spark went and trawled through the U. The, um, summary was compiled by the Adequate Man , and shines a very unforgiving light onto the multitude of strange objects doctors have found inside vaginas over the last 12 months. To round it out, we've also got proof women aren't the only weirdos putting things where they don't belong. Please sign in to contribute to the Mamamia Community.
An Approved List of Things That Can Go Into Your Vagina
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We blame our general shame around the vagina and the lack of education concerning all things vulva and vag. Just wash the vulva — the external genitals — with warm water. Here are just a few of the things people did to their vaginas in Please do not do them in