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60 Funniest One-Liners That Will Leave Your Friends Laughing
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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent". Not saying I live in a rough area but just bought an advent calendar and half the windows are boarded up! Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
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Humourous one-liners Why is it that fat people are more jolly and laugh more? Is it that we possess an ability to enjoy ourselves as we are, free from the hang-ups that thin people have about eating what they actually enjoy, instead of what will keep them thin? If you have a favourite one-liner, or quote, that's not too vulgar or crude, send it to humour [at] outsizeclothes. I had to take a train and two buses just to get on his good side.
These jokes have been available for a while at the bottom of each page, selected at random. Warning: some of them are quite crude. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?