Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish. On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, Katie goes straight to her grandparents' house to visit her year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asks how her grandfather has died, her grandmother replies, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning. Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
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Part of SpongeBob 's success is due largely in part to the superior writing; the happy go lucky humor, the superb storylines, and the lovable cast of characters have all kept kids and adults alike coming back to Bikini Bottom season after season. Wiener jokes, STDs, and every adult-theme under the sea joke lands right in the lap of any adult that sits down to a half hour of sponge and friends. In an attempt to get Gary to take a bath, SpongeBob paints the bathtub up as a treasure chest and pretends that Gary and him are pirates following a treasure map.
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