Let's meet contestant number 1 He's a schizophrenic serial killer clown Who says women love his sexy smile Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, what's your question? Contestant number 1, I believe first impressions last forever So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house And have dinner with me and my family, tell me What you'd do to make that first impression really stick. Let's see, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you. Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lip. It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother I'd pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13 she got some big tits. After that, your dad would try to trip again And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin After your mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear.
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Her full focus continues to remain on reaching a move favorable custody agreement for her son, James. Amber Portwood alleged machete incident with her baby daddy was captured on audio -- and it's pretty terrifying to listen to, as Amber can apparently be heard hacking at a door. Video and audio of the entire blowout between the "Teen Mom OG" star and Andrew Glennon from this past 4th of July has surfaced , and it gives you a sneak peek as to what led up to the alleged shoe throwing and machete wielding from Amber. Ring video that the family has set up in their home shows Andrew and Amber getting ready to head out with their 1-year-old son, James , to catch fireworks.
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Follow Billboard. All rights reserved. This spot closed, going to another, we ain't going home yeah Duck all shots, keep my fire, never be alone yeah She know that I'm rich, tryna start a business, say she need a loan yeah Big dawg status, money like a bridge, shawtie got in on yeah Feds might be listening, so I switch the phone Ex bitch tripping, say I did her wrong V12 Benz, hit it then I'm gone Knock a na off, put it in a song Sorry father God, know I'm living wrong Ain't coming back, they know that I'm gone Super charged smashin', I be in my zone Shorty super thick, then I took it off Thinking with my dick, damn near risked it all Quarter mil' at least, if my wrist involved Check out my garage, I got every car I get dope money, never did a fraud M's in my account, never had a card Made it out the trap, na living large I was working hard, never had a job Keep 'em in the house, shorty like the rod. I'm rockin' big stones like I'm Nelly I don't go back and forth 'cause that's petty You can get pissed on like R. Kelly My bitch thick like Keisha off Belly If I give you this dick, don't squeal, no telling Nas stealing my drip like where's my credit I don't need no script, I don't need no edit I don't need no script, I don't need no edit I'm rockin' big stones like I'm Nelly I don't go back and forth 'cause that's petty You can get pissed on like R.
By Daniel Bates For Dailymail. Lenny Kravitz spent his whole life being haunted by his father who cheated on his mother and warned him: 'You'll do it too'. The rocker, 56, overheard his father Sy talking to a mistress and told his mother Roxie then watched as her 'soul fell to the floor'. She admitted he had been cheating throughout their marriage and described going to his mistresses' apartments with baby Kravitz in her arms and buzzing the intercom to say: 'Tell Sy that playtime's over. Time to come home'.